Black almond spread

How many times have you wanted to eat your hand cream or lip balm with almond or cinnamon flavor? I have 743 times.

So when I saw the Organic Almond Spread for bread, I imagined something like that. Something sweet that would remind me of Christmas gingerbread.

Plus I immediately imagined the benefits to my health. Because what do almonds contain?

-          Magnesium for the health and beauty of my nails, hair, skin and maybe even theeth!
-          Fiber for...what is fiber good for actually?
-          Vitamines D, B, E for eternal youth and strong immunite system
-          Minerals of all kinds
-          Healthy fats which are helpful for my dry skin and prevent the heart from many deseases.

Who knows what almonds contain But anyway? I imagined myself with great shiny long hair (without those damn dry ends), with a radiant skin, white theeth (huh?) and a slim silhouette (because I read the almond´s fat is not going to our hips and other parts of the body, you know what I mean, right?).

The miracle called Almond Spread cost nearly 8 euro, but what? Eight euro for my health, what can be cheaper?

I came home completely excited, opened the bottle, took a spoon and tried...oh, God. It is disgusting! It is oily, tasteless and nothing that would remind me of Christmas. I also try it with bread and OK, it is not that bad. I mean, it is not peanut butter.

But it is fine. I might even like it eventually.
Actually, yeah, I like it. It is filling and healthy.
And in a few months, I´m going to be beautiful, radiant, with shiny hair and a slim body full of magnesium.

I know. I´ve always been good at being naive:-)
What about you? Do you know something tasty and healthy?


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